I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff. - Karl Pilkington
How would I know which one I was? - Karl Pilkington
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? - Karl Pilkington
A dog has got human eyes. - Karl Pilkington
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things. - Karl Pilkington
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife. - Karl Pilkington